So I’m currently walking around with a stent inside of me. It’s really weird, I gotta tell ya. It is better than walking around with a giant kidney stone however. And apparently it makes the passing of the fragments of stone that they blew up inside of me pass out my who who all the more easier.
The stent was inserted through my urethra. It goes from my bladder all the way up to my kidney. I felt really bad for my who who. NEVER has she given me any problems. I never get UTI’s, never has an STD found it’s way to my lady town, and my periods are regular and for the most part without pain. I can’t imagine her surprise when they came after her with a bunch of tools and cameras to help them see. At this moment I will take a moment of silence for my private bits. My she never have to go through another stone again.
So what’s really really weird about the stent is the way it makes me feel when I pee. At first it burned. This was coupled with blood in my urine which was utterly horrendous and something I hope to never again bare witness to. Now, a week since my laser surgery, it feels all tickley and funny down there when I pee. It kind of reminds me of when I first learned about masturbating. For a second in time I was like, “Wow, this is nice.” but now it’s just odd. It’s like thinking about boobs in church, it just shouldn’t happen.
Needless to say the stent comes out at the beginning of March and I can’t wait. I’m not thrilled about being hooked up to machines and getting another IV drilled into my arm, but I really need this feeling to be a freaky memory. Every time I pee I feel all dirty about it.
Needed to share,
Me
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