I know why people “Go Postal.” I know this because the most disgusting fuck of a man sits less that 10 feet from me at work. He’s one of those ass holes that has so many years in at the company that he doesn’t give a shit anymore. He is old and pink, his face is SO FUCKING PINK!!!! He has white hair and has growths all over his face. I call him the pink pig, hence the photo. Shall I go on…
He farts all damn day. Farts like it’s nothing at all. No “excuse me” no, getting up to relieve his ass in the men’s room. All of the sudden you hear a big brrrrrffffmmmppppp in the middle of the serenity of everyone typing on our key boards. It is the most disgusting thing I have had to tolerate. This was until he got sick a little over a week ago.
Now he blows his nose all damn day. And it’s not just a normal nose blow, which I also feel should be reserved for the bathroom. When this bastard blows his nose (into his reusable hankie of-fucking-course) it feels like the walls on the building are going to splinter, shoot into space, and seriously fuck up the space time continuum. Last week I was present to witness a “twofur” Mother fucker blew his nose and went right into a fart. All of us swiveled around in our chairs and gave one another that “what the fuck!!!” look.
This guy is filthy and I don’t know why no one says anything to him. He stands up at his desk from time to time and moves around. I was told that he’s adjusting his old man nuts which is truly a visual that my mind does not need to embrace. And he is loud. He is on conference calls ALL day and is so frickin’ loud. All I want to do is surf the Internet in peace and this cock hair is screaming into his phone like he’s in a fucking wind tunnel. I’m to the point where I just want to jump over the half wall and figure 4 his ass until he can no longer work from the office.
I know now why people do it. Why they come into work and go crazy. I can only hope I don’t become one of them.
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but how does he really make you feel?
LOL. Istn’t it strange how one person and their quirks can completely disgust you? I bet even if he stopped the farting and loud talking he’d still be a symbol of pigness
pl show video of pink pig fucking