Gun locks available in effort to curb firearms-realated injuries

BY JOE ROSSITER
 In an effort to keep Detroit children safer, 1,500 gun locks will be provided free of charge to low income families today from 2 to 6 p.m. at Historic Little Rock Baptist Church, 9000 Woodward Avenue in Detroit.
So you can’t afford to feed your family, but you can afford a fucking gun.

Still in love

Hopelessly

Desiderata

Max Ehrmann
Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare [...]

Step away from the phone asshole

Dear gentleman with the funny voice who has an office on my floor,
You sound like your balls are undesended. All of us can’t stand that you leave your office door open when you are on conference calls. Conference calls on speaker phone no less. It is bad enough that you have to shred shit in [...]

Every day I love the internet a little more

Please visit this link to find out why. (SFW)

Give just a little and get back a huge smile

When my niece, Kaylee, was born I learned what it was like to love someone with all your heart. It doesn’t matter who she grows up to be, what music she likes, or if she goes through a phase where she hates me. I will always love her.
Now that I know that kind of love [...]

That Pink Fucking Pig

I know why people “Go Postal.” I know this because the most disgusting fuck of a man sits less that 10 feet from me at work. He’s one of those ass holes that has so many years in at the company that he doesn’t give a shit anymore. He is old and pink, his face [...]