Natures Sense of Humor

Just when I thought I had seen it all. Up pop these wonderous visions of God’s imagination. I call them….. wait for it……
Wait for it…….
The orange dog dicks dipped in shit. And so I give you the Mutinus caninus

Screw monsters and ghosts, I’m far more afraid of the dentist!

I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was fifteen years old and was going to get a cavity filled. I was terrified at the thought of a needle being shoved into my gums. Horrified by the noise of the drill and the left over taste of rubber gloves left in my mouth for days.
The cavity [...]

There are some things that are a must have

This is one of them. It’s a Mr. Jones Watch and is currently sold out. But I will be waiting with my last breaths to get one when they are back in stock!

Blog Action Day

Bring your bottle returns to Michigan. Our state is screwed already anyway.

The End Of The Age 12/21/2012

Below is the beginning of an article I found rather interesting. That’s not to say I believe in the end of the world or not, it’s just to say I found the topic rather stimulating. Perhaps it’s all another Y2k, or perhaps we are all on less borrowed time than we even imagined
There are great cycles [...]

Dear Dad,

I miss you. I came across a photo of you holding Kaylee. I thought about how much she’s changed since then. How long her hair has gotten, that she runs all over the place now, and all the words she says. I thought about how she’ll never get to know you and I could feel [...]

What makes us happy
By Anja Merret

Harvard psychologist Dan Gilbert says that we synthesise our happiness. Not only that, he also maintains that when we imagine what could make us happy, such as new clothes or an around the world trip our brains are invariably wrong in advising us that those things will make us [...]

I can’t fucking write anymore

Tripe! 
There is a part of me that wants to say I’m sorry
I fear that I won’t know how to fit all the words in a box
What I have to say is nothing that will fit its shape neatly
In to the definition of the way I’m supposed to handle things with you
The other half of me [...]

The Over Bite

Clearly there are some things that make a woman attractive. The A-symmetrical face, long dark hair, beautiful green eyes. Hmmmm, perhaps I am being far too specific here. Anyway, when you think of beauty, or a physical feature someone has that makes them even more appealing to you, I can bet that an over bite [...]