A coworker and I went to lunch today. That is normal. What was not normal was the giant beetle crawling around on the head of the woman sitting across from us. She had a short bob style hair cut with bangs and this giant metallic beetle was just going its thing in and around her head. I didn’t have the guts to say any thing to her. I was dumbfounded that the other woman she was dining with couldn’t see this thing burrowing itself in and out of her hair. At one point it was on it’s damn hind legs breaching her bangs! I had reached a point in which I warned my coworker that I may snort laugh because the whole event was beyond my control at that point. After about ten minutes their waitress finally came to the table and advised her of the giant piece of breathing nature that was making it’s home on her nug. The woman had to literally pluck and pull this thing out of her hair. It was then tossed to the ground and stepped on, cause were humans, and this is how we do’s it! I never did snort laugh, but I sure as Hell wanted to.
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i don;t know how you were able to not say something.
or how she was able to not run screaming from the room, or start hitting herself about the head like a crazy woman.