Everyone Loves the Underdog

God Bless You Boys! I’m not a sports fan. I dabbled in basketball and softball (fucking dyke!) in my preteen years. Then I threw out my knee at the age of 12 and apparently stopping moving faster than a quick-walk from then on.
What I do enjoy is the Romanticism of “The Underdog.” Putting the unreal [...]

3 Large Shakes Please

“Have you got the urge to go yet?” He may as well been telling me to get up and go.
My Dad wanted a chocolate shake from McDonalds. He has sounded like he has laryngitis for over a month now. The shakes help his throat feel better. They think it’s from the chemo.
“It’s for medicinal purposes [...]

Oh and while I’m on the entertainment tip

I got my hands on the new Evanesence CD. It drops on 10/3/06. I am here to tell you that every single last song on this album is utterly breath taking. I have not been able to stop listening to it. I write to it, fall asleep to it, and day dream about being Amy [...]

I Heart Ugly Betty!!!!

 
So Nip/Tuck has a woman putting peanut butter on her tits so that her dog will lick it off to sexually stimulate her. Then in the height of excitement, not sure if it’s the dogs or the woman’s, the dog bites her nipple off. Desperate Housewives has gone the way of shaving the face of [...]