Over the past week I have had to cancel two services. 1 being OnStar and 2 being a Credit reporting thing that I joined unknowingly when I got my free credit report. Both of these conversations lasted well over 10 minutes. Once I advised the rep on the phone that I wanted to cancel my [...]
In my meager attempts to teach myself photo shop I have decided that somewhere I got jipped in the brain cell department. Holy shit this is a lot to wrap my brain around. I figure if I can do my day job I can do this, but I find myself screaming, “Serenity now,” on far [...]
The Discovery Health Channel is all about shows with a FAT theme lately. I watched one on Saturday in which they described a woman as super morbidly obese. I'm thinking that simply one of those words would have gotten the meaning across. And she wasn't even as big as the guy who weight 700 + [...]
"It can fuck you up, blind you, and make you say things that you never thought would leave your lips."
I assumed she was talking about the drink in her hand, but then she continued.
"When you break your leg you get crutches. They help you get around. They take the pressure off your leg. Then they [...]
It is 2006 for baby Jesus's sake! Can SOMEONE please invent some frickin' gum that doesn't lose it's God damned flavor in 3 minutes. Could ya…huh…cause I'm really getting irritated over here.
Last night I attended a house party for two of my dear friends. They couldn't have asked for a better Summer night. It was nice and warm with a slight breeze. The music was good and so was the food. Those in attendance were all friendly, funny, and wonderfully kind people. I was intoxicated the [...]
You know what disturbes me….
Getting waited on by someone over 30 at Taco Bell
You know what REEEEEEALLY disturbs me…
When she holds on to the bottom of my hand when she's giving me back my change.
Jus sayin'
I have been working on designing my second tattoo. I promised myself I wouldn't get one until it felt right. Apparently all the stars and planets need to be aligned for me to willfully get a needle poked into me thousands of times.
The photo above is of my first tattoo. It's on my left arm. [...]
You don't spread syrup on pancakes.
The DVD player was the greatest invention for porn due to the scene selection feature
More of the world needs to be on drugs. The world needs to invent something that will not kill us or allow us to find ourselves addicted. We all produce our smiles in different ways. We [...]
You are my inconsiderate dream
From you I take colors that my world lacks
Mixing them indefinitely and making a picture that I can't dare to look at
You are the end of my tunnel
A vision cursed by loss and neglect
I have no want but to whisper all that is true to you
You are where the ocean ends
Where [...]
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