Veetastic!

I have waited 3 weeks to shave my legs. Not that it matters because no one but me is touching them. Hell, I rarely bend down that far as it is. I saw a commercial for Veet, the blade-less razor thingy, and I really wanted to try it. Knowing that it wouldn’t work as well [...]

The Other Side of the Tunnel

The air was heavy. Driving home I felt like I had on ten wet T-shirts, one over the other. The AC was on in my car and my window was wide open. I smoked after smoking Horatio, our new four legged friend. “Two years ago the Summer meant Bloody Marys, last year it was Strawberry [...]

The Girls Got the Crazy Up In Her

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my adorable niece. At a little over two months old she is the cutest most amazing person I have ever met. Love tends to jade you, and this time it's in a good way. Her mother said that she looks like me. I suppose that would make sense since her [...]

Full Circle

“She hate’s lesbians.” My very good friend Casey said, referring to your’s truly. It’s not a secret, I’ve made it very clear that I cannot stand the drama of it all on many occasions. But I know I wasn’t always that way. So on the ride home from Casey’s house this evening I pondered what [...]

Lesbians and Raw Fish

I’m relatively new to the world of sushi. However now I’m officially addicted and have loved everything I have tasted so far. Today I went with a friend to the local sushi joint. It does sound a bit off calling a sushi bar a “joint” now doesn’t it. I soon realized that it may have [...]

Holy Couch on the Front Lawn Batman!!

I bring fourth to you the result of what too much money and a sperm placed in the right spot can do. God Bless us all… God Bless us all.

Pink and Blue Makes for Vivid Thought

As I drove home from my brother’s house tonight the sky was that amazing pink and blue color. I think it’s called twilight, but I’ve been wrong before, God knows it can happen again. It was beautiful really. I wanted to stop my car and just stare at it until the sun vanished and the [...]

Ummmmm… Dude

Every time I go to my local 7-11 to by "what not" I find this sign hanging in the window a might bit disturbing. I had to share. Today I treated myself to a pop. A "soda" to all those that don't live in the Mitten State. I don't drink pop a lot. Mostly I'm [...]

Cool Rider

I was watching a documentary on one of the cable channels. The film was entitled My Date with Drew. It’s about a broke, average looking guy who has been in love with Drew Barrymore since he was in the second grade. In this film the topic is brought up that many people are divided into [...]

Coming Clean

By now you know that I am a mess. I talk about my thoughts a lot and most of the time I make jokes about my constant doubts on my mortality. I can tell you, friends, and strangers, freely and without regret about my fucked up thoughts. The one person I never really get into [...]